/lit/ - Literature

pls respond

What do you think of my poem fellow il/lit/erates? :)

Friday afternoon

She sang her heart out
It slipped up through her esophagus like a bar of soap
And bounced along the floor, 134 over 80
A correctional nurse reported the value on a crisp white sheet
As the janitor mopped up the crimson splatters,
whistling along to her song.
It was almost weekend

Does the word "Nigger" have any literary merit?

>>16668912
>decent scifi/fantasy
>Star Wars and 40k

Why does this gif radiate intense homosexual energy

>Meet my wife, Anna. She's pretty, isn't she? I know she's not. She's morbidly obese. She's a real pig. But, the advantage to having a girl who's a pig at the dinner-table is that she's also a pig in bed. You can guess what that means.
>My wife lets me do anal sex with her because she is a fatty.

>once had a 10k word essay due to be submitted online the next day
>my roommate - who was studying the same subject - boasted about how he finished weeks ago and mocked me for not even having started
>asked if he'd submitted it yet
>he said no, but he will tomorrow
>waited for him to go to sleep, stole his USB, went into Word and changed his name/student number to mine on the essay file
>saved file to my laptop
>deleted file from his USB
>went into his laptop and deleted all related files from there too (took over two hours scouring every single file to make sure there wasn't any evidence of this work being his)
>hesitate, but eventually submit the essay online
>went to sleep
>I'm woken up by him freaking out because he can't find the essay
>I pretend that he's the one who hadn't started yet, and that I'd finished weeks ago
>he realises what I've done and starts threatening to tell the university
>he does that, I'm brought to a panel a week later but there's no evidence of any wrongdoing so I get away with it
>he starts threatening to kill me
>record him making threats and send it to accommodation management, who swiftly kick him out of the flat
It's the most immoral thing I've done, but it worked. My roommate did the essay again over the summer and got a decent enough grade.

>>11788865
Maybe it's different for other people, but my life has improved ever since I started reading regularly. My reading speed has increased threefold, I can communicate better when writing and speaking, it stimulates my imagination when I put down an exciting book and think about all the possible ways the story could unfold, and my reading comprehension has gone way up. It also makes for a good conversation when you meet someone who's read the same book as you. I've made a couple of new friends that way. Give reading another chance fren, you just need to find the right books for you!

Is there an Eastern Canon

>>8744817
>He thinks he's smart for having read Crime and Punishment

>>7993796
>>7993798
>>7993800
It's nice you're all faggots that like muslims and all but lit isn't for children. Finished the Harry Potter books yet? Or is that too haram for your kind?

how do you guys concentrate while reading? I used to be able to get engrossed in a book....