/lit/ - Literature

"I have bad news, my dear."
"I can tell...you have that look in your eyes."
"What look?"
"The one where it seems like you could start crying at any moment."
"But don't I always look like that?"
"Yes...and you always have bad news. You're a serious downer."
"But I thought that's what you liked about me!"
"I do! I never said I didn't."
"I knew I loved you for a reason. Anyway, I have some bad news to tell you."
"Well, out with it, then!"
"I lost my job today."
"So? You only started this morning. Why are you so hung up on it?"
"Because we're destitute! We'll never move out of your parents' house!"
"Eh? I thought this was *your* parents' house."
"Is it? It doesn't look familiar."
"Hmmm...now that you mention it, I don't recognize it either."
"Then...where are we?"
At that moment, the lights dimmed, and a voice on the PA system announced the furniture store was closing in 5 minutes.
"Oh. I guess we'd better go home."
"But where *is* our home?"
"What? I thought *you* knew!"
"No, I thought we lived *here*!"
"That's not possible; it's a furniture store."
"We, we know that *now*, but what about when we didn't?"
"Oh, this is all too confusing. I can't cope."
"I can't cope either."
"That's how I knew we were destined to be together."
"Indeed...these are the ties that bind, darling. So? Shall we?"
They linked arms and strolled toward the front door.
"I don't know what the future holds, but whatever it is, we'll face it together, and with the power of our love, nothing can go wrong!"

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They could save a lot of time and money by just coming here to /wg/ .

Look.