/lit/ - Literature

Welcome to the ring,
Best leave now if that's the shit you bring
Give out a handicap just to be fair,
When you hear bitches moan sin-CLAIR!

Write ninety something books cause I got bored.
Muckraking, politics, movies ooh lawd!
Hate to name names but, Heinlein was my bro.
Einstein, Chaplin, all a them an' mo'.

I can tell it's more than dick envy making you green
Read the jungle, an' that shit's mean.
But don't you worry
Cause I got the sausage you want, take it slow no hurry.

Heard you can't handle my fiction
Gotta tough time with that sick diction-
Airy word play ain't for me,
Aclu communist man of the people that's me.

Even the government can't handle this,
Bend over big brother, then clean up with my piss.
See pic? Yeah that's who I be,
Do you wanna be the punk to come at me?