/lit/ - Literature

>4th grade
>class taking turns reading one paragraph at a time, then calling on someone for the next paragraph
>anon, it's your turn!
>start reading
>teacher gets a phone call and steps out
>panic
>start the next paragraph
>then the one after that
>read 72 pages of Charlotte's Web before the principal comes in saying the teacher's dad had had a heart attack
>laugh aloud because he said "had had"
>everyone stares

Hello anons

Welcome to /WRG/

I just wanna be able to say I was the guy who started /WRG/ years from now because I started the Arsenal generals back on /sp/ in 2010.

Let's talk about what we want /WRG/ to be. Discussion where we are in life? Tips on how to get here? Exclusively lit? Exclusively fit? Somebody gotta help me keep new threads going too, I'm very busy, as I am well rounded. Should we number the threads?

Welcome to /WRG/ - #1 my fellow /fitlit/izens

>>8570935
This is correct. Anyone else remember being a Chad until they discovered masturbation at age 12? I was king when I was a kid. I played every sport, tallest kid in class, never studied but had perfect grades, read thousands of pages every week. Not even joking I was the man. But years of jerking off to low quality porn on the wii internet browser crippled my natural charisma to a neat irreparable degree. I've been working on it, and to some effect, too. I recommend deleting all of your social media, blocking porn, and of course, blocking 4chan. Only then can you develop that natural ability to succeed which we all knew as youth.

>be 15
>tell self that if I take twenty times the dose of Benadryl I'll feel better twenty times as fast
>what could happen
>take 20 pills and a glass of water
>not 10 minutes pass
>no control of limbs
>feel myself drooling, but major cotton mouth
>can see sounds
>colors are many shades darker than usual
>see hundreds of spiders everywhere
>can't move
>feel like I fly out of my body and am looking down at myself
>cry uncontrollably
>wake up in the floor with no shirt and one shoe on
>shorts full of shit

Would recommend

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