/lit/ - Literature

>>6408311
thanks

>>6408294
All of my friends who have had children pretty much help prove this.

There is one person in particular, let's call him Bill, with whom I've been friends with since high school, that is exceptionally terrible. Bill is that guy who never grew out of being an obnoxious hipster college freshman. His five year old is nothing more than an accessory for him to shove his own bullshit on to. His son is five and already hates him because he is forced to do stupid shit like wear tiny band shirts to school. The kid's kindergarten yearbook picture is him in a GY!BE t shirt.

This last halloween, the boy was in tears for a week because he wanted to be Wolverine, but Bill said that the kid had to be Tintin so that Bill could be that captain guy. The kid cried while they went door to door.

He is currently missing school for the next two weeks because his parents dragged him to Coachella. He did not want to go.

To top it all off, the kid was named Canon because his wife is "really in to photography."

>mfw I don't know why I still speak to them

>>6379260
I tried salvia a few times. Nothing happened for the first few goes, but I remember one time I turned into a ship made out of characters from The Simpsons, which was fun.

The last time I did it I was a TV and started changing my channels, which was really cool at first until some Videodrome type shit started happening.

>mfw I will never touch it again