/lit/ - Literature

>>14438180
My sweet little whorish Nora,

I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over me with a whore’s glow in your slumbrous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometime too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your hot drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling’s cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.

Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.

JIM

Is it even a question?

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what are the best books for a nervous literary-minded young man just starting university? asking for a friend

>>9738250
No, I'm not sure what you are talking about desu, they do/used to have alot of pictures of him in the library (Capen)

*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

JJ FART

Will Scotland ever give birth to another Jimmy J?

>>8109376
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Writer Block Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Type Away On The Keys Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

Séamus Ó Seoighe

>idolizing a man who had to pay for pussy
How does it feel to be the most beta board on 4chin?

>>>/fa/

>>5165452
Once upon a time and a very good time it was

I had to pandy a bitch's ass harder than Father Dolan could

bitch loved every minute once I pulled out my pen

begging:

--Would you please show me the climax of Ulysses again?

So I laid the bitch down like of fresh sheet of paper

And marked that bitch up so much that it looked like I raped her.

When I thought we finished up I asked her if she wants more.

--Yes I said yes yes

Said that filthy whore.