/lit/ - Literature

>>17657446
The retarded zoomer mind blessed with minimal attention span means that even if one such unfortunate soul drudges through any decent work of literature through immense willpower, he will still mostly comprehend none of it. My zoomer lil bro can read exactly 2 pages before he just, in his own words 'keeps repeating the words in front of him within his head, but doesn't put them together well enough to get what they say'. Shame-reading, or reading because one 'should' is a waste of time. The zoomers that already are interested in this pursuit might have a place here. Those retarded posters who are buying books only out of compulsion to fit in, however, are hopeless and it is (you)r moral obligation to bully them into submission.

books about little kids befriending loveable monsters?

>>16753208
Yes you have, faggot. Go do something productive. Like writing a cyberpunk murder-mystery detective novel in first person where mr detectiveman, (a blatant self-insert) gets regularly pegged in his apartment by a black female detective from a rival private investigation firm, wielding a mechanical strapon MOOSE COCK; on these occasions she usually bullies you because no crime ever gets solved by your pathetic department. You will never have anything original to say, so you might as well.

YES