/lit/ - Literature

>>2457107
Twilight is a masterpiece of literature by the newest post-modernist, and female author Stephenie Mayer.
It follows the life of that girl from Adventure land as she goes to school and meets a dreamy british boy who likes to wear that glitter stuff my little sister buys. The story features the British boy being indifferent to her, this highlights how contemporary women love to be mistreated. Then after she is wowed by this he bare his soul to her. Letting her know the real him. A nod to the fact men are little bitches now. And then in a post-modern twist and ugly indian kid comes along and uses his manliness to woo the girl from adventureland. Thus the story ends with the author flipping everything said at the start around and saying women will always want the manly man over the little dick queer.

However, she had to change this stance for the next two novels because her publisher is one of the little queerbates and not a manly man and he felt belittled.

>>2055230
Legitimately replying to Quentin.

This board is the worst.

>>1842394
>>1840424
>>1840459

Fuck you guys, I thought we were friends?

I can be a lonely neurotic too. My best friend moved to California last month and I can't afford to go out and spend the summer with him despite his invite. And before he left he fucked things up with me and the only girl I actually liked.

...fine.