/lit/ - Literature

>have your department become overrun with marxist radicals during the 60s and 70s
>become extremely exclusive, cliquey and nepotistic with other professors who you don't like, even going as far as to blacklist them
>abandon the enlightenment values of reason and objective truth in favor of deconstructionism, critical theory, and social justice
>create a million niche hobby study programs with no real-world value outside of the classroom (knowing everything there is to know about late 19th century ocean liners is not going to put food on the table)
>leave graduates saddled with thousands of dollars of debt and very little job opportunities
>wonder why nobody takes you seriously or wants to fund your research anymore
You get what you fuckin' deserve.