/lit/ - Literature

>start putting effort into actually writing a book about my ideas.
>space empire of near immortals sending individual dudes to planets for hundreds of years to have fun before being collected, and harvesting the planet.
>Binge watch Invincible.
>Viltrumite reveal
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT

OP here.

My cucktopia novel is a parody of a dystopia novel where crackas live in under a dictatorship that seeks their racial extermination.

Is not a blacked fanfic.

Writers
0.1% write bestsellers or classics remembered for generations.
99.9% are Mediocre and die forgotten

People
0.1% are remembered in History.
99.9% are Mediocre and die forgotten

Why even live anon?

>>10685067
I forgot all about his butler, that was pure gold.

>decide to write my own novel as a hobby yesterday
>4 (four) hours pass
>i have written 1/3 of a page
>still can't decide between past or present tense
Can you guys please give me general tips on how to write from the protagonist perspective in present time? I think it is the best way to show surprising things, that shock the protagonist and the reader in real time. It was a lot of fun to write, but i like to be more efficient.
>inb4 show what you've written
It's in German. Also I'm too shy to share, it has some pretty strong self-inserts.

>>10551388

>>10537337
DEEELELEEEET

>tfw my girlfriend moved away after being hired by John Green as a "diversity coordinator"