/lit/ - Literature

>>20345141
Lost it lmao

>>20119441
>fry braincells
>shitwit plotfags find melville difficult to read
oh nonononono, imagine being both too soulless to enjoy melville, whilst also being so stupid that you find it difficult to read. If you aren't ESL then this is even more embarassing

>>19480134
>It's so unrealistic it instantly shatters all immersion.
ohnonononono, i hope youre at least 30 years old

>>19380934
> villain

>write something for which I have a basic outline and not much else
>comes easy, happy with the results
>write something for which I have tons of planned plotlines and character arcs and an intricate universe
>writing is like pulling out my teeth through my asshole, reading it back is awkward and embarrassing
the reason is obvious but I still hate it

>niggas STILL don't realise it's a satire

>>14256718
>great writers
>great
>Guénon

>>12890624
You making the argument that knives have nothing to do with books and knives have everything to do with masculinity contradict each other. Ones manliness is not a product of there possessions. While there is no distinct relation between books and knives there is the fact that there is books and knives. Thus the topic is /lit/.

>he thinks /lit/ is an intellectual board

>>12559150

American undergrad """education"""

>>11067687
>Fukui
>Best
I agree with what you are saying about motivation, but come on on.

It's about this guy who has a pitbull, but one day his girlfriend has some family problems (both of themare very ghetto) and she has to move in with him. Only problem is the dog suddenly starts to act vicious towards her, tothe point of actually attacking her if he's not around. They go through some real shit to find a solution, almost break up, but ended up finding a crazy dog trainer who manages to tame the beast. Now the girl is friends with the dog and they are all happy and shit, but slowly the dog starts changing his loyalty, preferring her to him. Little by little it's like it becomes her dog, and he doesn't like it and this gets in the way of the relationship. But then the girl starts developing some weird ass intimacy bond with the dog, some obscure spirit animal shit,and it's implied though never explicited that the boyfriend catches her having nasty bestiality sex with the dog. Girl disappears,police all over boyfriend like obvious culprit, but no body no proof no weapon of crime. In the end he confesses to the dog trainer that he killed the girl and the dog is the only witness.
The end.

>>10870111
Reviewbrah is the male power fantasy: a man entirely unbeholden to the societal norms imposed on him --a true maverick.

>>10859243
>applied

>>10767669
I think if a person has an intresting story to tell, he could be a writer within 2 years
I dont think there should be just "write or die" bullshit. However I do agree with, if you really wanted something you would've have done something to obtain it

>>10519218
The bible

>>10034310

>>9979997
>human nature
>not bait

good shit

>all of high school
>some dude starts reading
>guys in my class look at each other and start grinning
>goal is to skip as much of the reading as he can without the teacher saying anything
>starts skipping words here and there
>nothing happens
>skips lines
>nothing happens
>skips entire paragraphs
>literally ends up reading 1/3 of the words we were supposed to
what the fuck was my teacher on that made her not notice

>>9787527
[spoilers] my gf [/spoilers]

>English lit teacher fluently says 'nigger' while reading an excerpt from heart of darkness

>>9492754
>implying what america has is democracy

nice meme