/lit/ - Literature

OFFICIAL /lit/ HYSTERICAL /lit/ POWER RANKINGS

GOD TIER
1. Fette
GOOD TIER
2. Stoya
3. Alicia
4. Toni
OK-IN-A-PINCH TIER
5. Danielle
6. Stormy
FEELS-BAD TIER
7. Mame
8. Teresa
ABSOLUTE-SHIT TIER
9. Margaret
10. Amanda
11. Janet
12. Solé

>see those hysterical lit videos on youtube
>think they're hot as hell
>get an idea
>the next night tell my girl I want to try something new
>realize I forgot to bring a book
>grab the first thing on her desk
>it's The Sound and the Fury
>make mental note to call her a pseud later
>i go down on her while she starts reading
>she slowly starts to skip words and lose control
>dick is diamonds
>she throws the book and starts moaning
>stick my dick in her and cum pretty much instantly
>best nut of my life
>call her a pseud as we cuddle afterwards
>next day in a boring lecture
>professor is 70 year old white guy
>speaks in a loud monotone voice
>rambles about everything
>every sentence goes on forever and includes a bunch of huge words that they don't really need
>notice i'm rocking a semi
>not looking at anyone just popped up out of nowhere
>look back at the professor
>it's rock hard now
>all of a sudden i imagine he is William Faulkner
>feel like i'm about to cum
>think what the fuck is wrong with me as I excuse myself
>go home and nut while reading hemingway to cure myself
>still pop a semi whenever i have to listen to some pretentious faggot ramble on forever

Anyway, does anyone else think it unfair that Faulkner is left behind in modern criticism for being "pretentious and longwinded' when Joyce is praised for the doing the same thing but in a "le totally random and awesome :3" way.