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>be mesopotamian
>beardless virgin
>spend all my time beating it to my home made Ishtar cuneiform fanmyths
>actually improve wedgemanship
>get a job helping priests make secondary copies of grain records
>everythings_coming_up_mill_house
>one day, get to work late
>hierophant reams me out
>stressed
>see pic related on way out of templ
>can't wait to get home, beat off in bushes to an Ishtar tablet I brought midday
>Marduk_Disapproves
>leave tablet behind on accident
>a fucking priestess finds it
>fired
>get run over by chariots on the way home

Wo lo lo