/lit/ - Literature

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"Put this on," Billy said to Danz, holding the clown dress out to her. She complied, thinking she might wear it in a photoshoot sometime, since 10% of her waking thoughts were devoted to how she looked on camera. Dee Pea came in dragging a huge cylinder of gas on a hand truck, drawing breaths from it with a mask. Billy drew his fork, thinking to himself that if this didn't work, he'd have to bite Dee Pea's dick off. He bumped the cylinder of gas, which fell directly on Dee Pea, who dropped like a sack of potatoes. He held the fork to Dee Pea's neck as he took the key out of Dee Pea's bathrobe.
"What are you doing, Billy?"
"What I should have done a long time ago."
"Why are you suddenly adopting an English accent?"
"Because I cleaned my room, slayed the dragon, and now I'm saving the princess. Goodbye Dee Pea." Billy unlocked the door. "Come on, Miss D, we have a 'great adventure' to go on!"
"Can't we just have sex?" Danz asked.
"Once we get to your place, yeah."
"Okay!" Danz said, clapping her hands together. She'd never been rescued so romantically before, and now she had an idea for her next music video. As she and Billy ran up the stairs, leaving Dee Pea cursing and screaming saying something about retarded autistic people, Danz was looking forward to the future. She'd never had sex with a midget before, and this one had a HUGE package!