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Pardon me but does anyone have the Machiavellian response to Pipin's Daughters are the Ultimate Cuckhold response?

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>>17228660
Having a daughter is honestly far more safe and secure than having a son. In the event you have a son, he could grow up to be a beta loser who dies a virgin, thus ending your line. Furthermore, your son need only be cucked by his spouse and your genetic bloodline yet again meets its end. Daughters, however, know the child is theirs when they breed. There can be confusion that the child she gives birth to is hers. Additionally, women seek the most alpha males in society they are able to match with. This exceeds their own spouses in marriage. Indeed, a daughter will naturally be inclined to mate and reproduce with the best genes that are available to her. Ergo, your bloodline, which you know to be yours, continues on and with enhanced genetics for the next generation.

>Girlfriend tells me to stop playing vidya and find a job
>Call her a stupid whore and punch her because women like to be treated roughly just like fortune
>Tell her that it is better to be feared than to be loved if you can't be both

I hate Machiavelli and his rancid philosophy but all the threads on him are always very nice, as is that one anon who constantly posts pepe machiavelli.
Ciao.

Unironically Machiavelli in Discourses on Livy
He made me realise that I used to value virtue and honour more than what could be said as being practical and grounded in reality. It meant that people just saw and treated me like a doorstop or took my forgiveness/tolerance for granted.
I feel people misunderstand Machiavelli, he tells you to betray absolutely no one, and have no enemies if you can help it. But that's not realistic and there will be people will a vested interest to yours or who sees you as a threat, and he teaches you through many, many historical examples, on how to deal with these types of people.

Machiavelli

Machiavelli - Discourses on Livy

What you've been working at home all this time and doing your job fine? Sorry but we're going to need you to do that commute everyday to our soulless office building where you will be confined. please understand.

>>14924250
Did you stockpile binge food londonfrog now that shelves are empty?

>never went to a higher learning institution
>still denigrate academia every thread on the subject

>not just bullshitting your way into any job you want

What the hell, Luigi, you can see what fortune can do to men. You had just finished fucking your woman when you want another one. I've been in Modena for several days when I came across an old woman who washes my shirts. She asked me to come into her hovel because she wished to show me some fine shirts. Innocent prick that I am I went in. There was a woman over in the corner. "This is the shirt that I wanted to sell you," the hag said. I was terrified. But I fucked her. I found her thighs flabby and her cunt damp. Her breath stank. But I was horny. When I was finished I took a torch and looked at her. I nearly dropped dead. The woman was ugly. She had a tuft of hair on her head but her head was bald. Her forehead was scarred. One eye looked up, the other down. Her eyes were filled with mucus, and she had no eyebrows. Her nose was twisted into a funny shape. Her mouth looked like Lorenzo de' Medici's but was bent to one side. She was toothless and saliva drooled out of her mouth. Her upper lip had a moustache. I looked at her stupefied. "What's the matter sir?" she asked me. As soon as she opened her mouth, such a stench came out that my eyes and my nose were assaulted and my stomach indignant. They could not bear it, and I vomited all over her.

>>13976438
>be the first to read it
>destroy note
>say you wanted to be burned
>keep you in a jar in my house
>watch the jar smugly at the end of the day every day

From the article

It was quite a while - three to five seconds. He smirked at me, he didn't stop he just touched me and walked off and I broke down crying - it was quite traumatic.

'I struggled for a couple of months afterwards, I was applying for Oxford at the time and I found going to Oxford a stressful thing.

'It just makes everything a little bit scarier - if there is a guy walking towards me by himself I start to panic. It was more shocking that someone thought they had the right to touch me as I walked down the street.'

>>13956179
>be me, teacher in middle school
>everything is going well
>except for that one kid who's an absolute asshole and ruins the entire class for everyone
>nothing I and other teachers do seem to tame him
>itsbettertobefearedthantobeloved.jpg
>Next time he acts up, use my teacher authority to get his school diary to write up a note to his parents.
>surreptitiously slip in incest porn and hentai I've printed beforehand.
>Hand back the diary knowing full well the day has only just begun and another teacher is going to take the diary at some point
>Of course it happens. Porn slips out of the diary when the kid hands it to the teacher
>huge drama
>some more drama
>kid is expelled an entire week, entire force of school administration falling down on his head and his parents, months of counseling forced upon him.
>First day after expulsion week
>Kid comes back sullen and red-eyed
>class is the quietest it has ever been
>As the session ends, innocently walk pasts him
>Time freezes, dramatic closeup on my eyes, I push back my glasses up on my nose, light flashes off them with a tinkle
>whisper "it was me"
>keep walking, no one has noticed anything

What the hell, Luigi, you can see what fortune can do to men. You had just finished fucking your woman when you want another one. I've been in Modena for several days when I came across an old woman who washes my shirts. She asked me to come into her hovel because she wished to show me some fine shirts. Innocent prick that I am I went in. There was a woman over in the corner. "This is the shirt that I wanted to sell you," the hag said. I was terrified. But I fucked her. I found her thighs flabby and her cunt damp. Her breath stank. But I was horny. When I was finished I took a torch and looked at her. I nearly dropped dead. The woman was ugly. She had a tuft of hair on her head but her head was bald. Her forehead was scarred. One eye looked up, the other down. Her eyes were filled with mucus, and she had no eyebrows. Her nose was twisted into a funny shape. Her mouth looked like Lorenzo de' Medici's but was bent to one side. She was toothless and saliva drooled out of her mouth. Her upper lip had a moustache. I looked at her stupefied. "What's the matter sir?" she asked me. As soon as she opened her mouth, such a stench came out that my eyes and my nose were assaulted and my stomach indignant. They could not bear it, and I vomited all over her.

I feel somewhat sociopathic and Machiavellian applying the knowledge of human nature to deal people .

Start with Machiavelli of course.

>>12677536

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2mMyzCTFJg

>>11563400
>princes should avoid flattery and only listen to a select group of advisers
>machiavelli writes a dedication that is entirely flattery and he himself is obviously not a part of that dedicated group of advisers so by his own advice should be entirely ignored