/lit/ - Literature

I am a christian, but I am willing to sink to athiest levels in order to match your feeble minded heads in this message.
Literature is a gift, if not from the gods above, than from the people that had lived before us. Just as we were passed down the art of hunting, we were passed down the art of Literature. Literature is wonderful , a testament to mankind. Us humans have learned how to manufacture this amazing export and showcase all the talents we have through Literature.

This brings me to the problem I have come to encounter on 4chan.org, humour. Instead of using your gift of Literature, you immature basement dwellers have turned to humour. Humour is not natural and should be erased from the earth. Do you see jokes in the bible? the qu'ran? the decleration of independence (or whatever it is you Americans fawn over)? do you see animals telling jokes? Do you see animals laughing at us when we makes faces or act funny?

The answer my "friends" is no. Humour is a sin, it is a disgusting hedonist byproduct created to stimulate a reaction identical to that of injecting a narcotic. It sickens me, and I can't stand the fact that you people take Literature so lightly.

Literature is serious and I will not let it be mixed in with this shithole that I have discovered. I have come to save a dying art, and I will stay until my work here is done.

what are your guys plans for the rest of the year?
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