/lit/ - Literature

>A philosophy professor gives a final exam consisting entirely of a single word: "Why?" One student answers "Why not?" and receives an 'A'.

>For a final examination a philosophy instructor places a chair at the front of the room and challenges the class to prove it exists. One student receives an 'A' for writing "What chair?"

>A professor ask his class to define 'courage.' The highest grade is awarded to the student who hands in his exam after writing nothing more than "This is."

which story is best?