/lit/ - Literature

>The writer of UNRELATED BESTSELLING NOVEL brings forth a story of....

An interesting twist to this is what happened to JK Rowling when she tried to release her 5edgy10me book

>From the writer of the Fuzzy Bears Magical Adventures series comes the critically acclaimed BloodSex McRapeDeath

>>2903702
>>2903430
Autist dialogue

/lit/, could you please keep your shit on your own cesspool?

>>>/sci/4948181

Thanks in advance.

>>2600302
Yes it is. Read his posts and you'll see his point.

I smell butthurt though.

None.

>Finish reading A Song of Ice and Fire
>decide to go to movie theater
>dress in my furs, boiled leather, and hauberk, befitting my status as a Northman
>fill my pockets with roasted capon, and Frey pie, in case i get hungry
>bring a skin of wine
>my mom drives me to the theater, but I pretend she’s a destrier since Ned Stark’s mom never drove him
>get in line to get my ticket
>speak in a clear and proud Northman voice
>the smallfolk distributing tickets clearly respect me, “Theater 3, ok?”
>”The North remembers!”
>witness what appears to be a Summer Islander accosting a fair maid
>realize she will reward me with her maidenhood for helping
>”Summer Islander, leave that chaste maid be. Are you of Jalabhar Xho’s tribe?”
>he looks at me confused: “Yo wat dis cracka talkin bout?”
>”You look strange without your feather-cloak, Summer Islander. Leave us.”
>try to keep up a brave face, but realize the pie and capon have leaked out of my pockets and are overflowing from my sweatpants
>”Yo dis cracka shit hisself!”
>Other Summer Islanders suddenly surround me
>Begin some sort of dance from their native isles, chanting “Woop there it is!”
>Not sure what IT is, I attempt to escape and summon my bannermen
>my cape gets caught on the door
>slam my head and wake up in an ambulance
>my mom is giving me a frustrated look: “No more watching Game of Thrones, Anon.”
>”It is known, mother.”