/lit/ - Literature

By quite incredible coincidence I saw Alasdair Gray today after writing this thread, walking out of the Oran Mor of all places, where I was going to catch a quick pint with a friend. As he slowly walked past me I had the perfect opportunity to compliment him for his incredible works; and I bloody didn't because I couldn't decide whether to address him by "Mr Gray", "Professor Gray" or "Alasdair". I'm such a fucking twat.

>>2317671
Work on the Clockwork Orange to the tune of £300million is being spent on it. They've already done a fair bit at Kelvinbridge and Hillhead. Yet still, the smell of urine is as ubiquitous as ever.

>>2317722
Kitty's? You are a mad cunt pal. When I'm out in Kirkcaldy I like to get slowly rat-arsed in the Penny Farthing then go to that place that does the karaoke opposite Spoons, where I'll drunkenly cough out the words to Folsom Prison Blues.

I certainly fucking hope so. He's 76 and I'm 23.