/lit/ - Literature

>>21943032
Aw, poor baby...do you have something against posting this image?

>>21942940
Hey there, man. So Frank took a chance to make a difference in the world and it didn't pan out. That's no reason to mock someone. Have you considered that maybe Frank doesn't have a lot going on these days? Maybe this is all he has, and it's not very nice of you to try and fuck that up for him. You should remember that Frank has a lawyer for a father. Yeah, go ahead and laugh at the "pathetic daddy's boy wasting his father's time and money to protect his own fragile ego" all you want, Frank's heard it all and you can't get to him. And guess what? You won't be laughing when Frank is hanging out with William Shatner. Did you know that? Did you know that Frank Gardner has been in contact with William Shatner? And you sure as shit won't be laughing when Frank gets your name and sends all your 4chan posts to your family and employer. That is what Frank does to people who fuck with him. He crushes them. Ogden Nesmer, those unreal bitches with their gay little fucking renaissance circlejerk that they wouldn't let Frank into, Zulu Alitspa, John Jay Stancliff, Ogden Nesmer. Gardner has crushed them all and he will crush all challengers. Because you know what? Gardner has hacked reality. He has done DMT and meditated and mastered the art of manifesting, so this is all just part of his little game. He's basically God and you're nothing. What is this even about? Are you jealous of Gardner or something? Please help me to understand because none of this makes any sense WHY DOESN'T ANYONE LIKE HIM ALL HE DOES IS WRITE FUN MEME BOOKS is that a crime? Did I fucking hurt your little gay bitch fucking feelings because your stupid gay little fucking pretentious ass fucking books didn't sell more than mine? Becuase I have more money for ads? Did he fucking trigger you? Too bad. Rent free dude. You're probably just Ogden Nesmer or one of his gay little butt buddies and you're gonna go jerk off because you think you 'got' Frank.

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>>21750894
>actual lunatic eceleb
Gardner is boring af

>>21543763
Write 13 memeable novels.
Have a memeable youtube channel.
Be a memeable schizo.

What’s better? F Gardner’s literary masterpieces? Or his kino youtube show?

>>21371972