/lit/ - Literature

>>11261212

>tfw I wrote more for this than I did on my own projects in the last two months

>>10620718

>>10136267
For all sad words men wish were deaf, The saddest are these, ">tfw no gf"

For a while now, I've been thinking about hosting a /lit/ short story contest, something a meager cash prize ($100-200). I would put up the capital, and I would also be the judge (although I have thought about maybe having a small panel). Perhaps, we could publish the ones that don't suck in a nice little book. Maybe even, it could be a quarterly thing. Would anyone be interested in this?

>>9916562
fug

>>9805588
no

>>9796497
Honestly, I feel like this little phrase has some power to it at this point. It succinctly ties up so many feelings into a nice little package we all can empathize with. I wonder who the first person to ever type it was.

>be 20 something reporter and short-story writer living in paris
>go see the running of the bulls with my wife
>decide this is the greatest thing of all time but I don't give a shit about my wife
>go back next year but instead of taking my wife I take some qt english aristocrat I want to fuck, her cuck scottish fiancé, a jew, and this guy I actually like from my home time
>dumb bitch ruins literally everything
>dumb jew ruins literally everything
>after the festival is over I go on a different holiday because the last one is ruined
>have to end that one early too because I have to save dumb english qt when some bullfighter, emphasis on bull, she was fucking left her with no money
>she acts like she loves me when I save her
>rage building inside me
>say nothing because autistic
>next day in the shower realize what I should have said to her
>write bestselling novel pretending that's what I said
This is what happened right?

Hello lads, is this the >tfw no gf thread

>>31092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ergQVH2TQEY

Hey /fit/, can you guys teach us how to get qt gfs? We'll write that english essay for you.

>>9270330
This happened to me last year. I lost all of my stories that weren't penned in class, and also two years worth of /sp/ memes.

You just have to start again man.

How do you describe being in love?

Carli just set her videos to private lmao

/lit/ loses again

>tfw no qt /lit/ gf

So l accidentally agreed to write a play that my rich friend is going to finance (he's already put a some money down) and I've never published anything longer than a short story before. Am I fucked?

Also general playwriting tips?

>tfw no /lit/ qt gf

>>8886180
getting published

How do you describe >tfw no gf