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What coffee/caffeine really does?

Caffeine reduces gray matter brain bloodflow by 50%. Caffeine makes you overwork on anything and disrupts resting and protein synthesis. Caffeine causes extreme anxiety, reducing actual work per time. Caffeine is a legal drug that causes mild psychosis and general superficial thought. Caffeine makes you horny and weak. Caffeine makes you undereat forever, as long as you take it. Caffeine was banned in Germany. Caffeine seems to work the opposite way of alcohol, and since alcohol is Christ's blood, coffee must be the Devil's shit.