/lit/ - Literature

The Magus - Fowles
Le Grand Meaulnes - Fournier
Le Rouge et le Noir - Stendhal
Tarr - Wyndham-Lewis
This Side of Paradise - Fitzgerald

You said 'books', I limited it to novels, for the sake of simplicity.

Any chance of some feedback, /lit/? I don't post here, but I've been churning this out all afternoon and (being a little rusty) I think I could use a few tips before I continue.

I've mostly been reading Raymind Chandler recently (if it helps).

/lit/, does it bother you that women are required to steal books from men once every calender month, in order to appease the goddess Venus? As a man, do you find the theft difficult to bear? Does it place a strain on your relationships with women? Which books have you recently had stolen, and did you file a replacement claim with your government's redistribution body (assuming you're from a developed nation with the Redis'bo')?

>Of course, this only applies to men over 24

Also, women, do you find the process tedious or invigorating? How do you find time to undertake the ceremony? Is your Venus Circle waxing or waning, and how many women are in your chapter? Also, do you make a conscious effort to steal 'literature', rather than just 'books'.

I just turned twenty four, still kind of confused. Thanks.

Just searched my university's library catalogue, all of her works are checked out (there are multiple holdings of each, too).

>Fucking idiot American students coming over here and stinking up the place
>They're in my philosophy classes, 'Oh! I just had to come over here because David Hume is my absolute favourite!', 'Oh, really? Which of his works have you read?', 'Uh... Well, like most of them, ha!'

Every interesting person I know (of a comparable age to my own) read, and loved, these books.

My metamorphosis was astounding, quite simply. I thought, like any sane person, that such things were impossible - outwith the realms of idle daydreaming (to which I was prone). The physical change was the most bracing. I gave myself a look in the mirror, and then kissed it;
"Oops, that's not a cute boy, it's me!"
Now fully dressed in a handsome Armani suit, Clolin (me, in boy form) set out to school.
I ran to the school bus, and was massively shocked at how fast I could run;
"I guess these long legs are good for something, huh?" I enquired to nobody in particular as I looked at the camera, and winked.
I made it to the bus on time and hopped on, sweating. I noticed my friends, three lovely girls, and began to walk toward them, but I got a 'boner' instead. Then I remembered that I was a boy, with a penis and no friends! I tumbled into a chair, giving the cool busdriver a dude's thumbs-up as I sat - as a girl, I had waved.

School was lame, even as a boy.
I high-5'd many of my awesome bro's, and winked at loads of great girls, altogether a great day.
I decided that Europe was the place to use my new penis for good, and by good I mean 'glory'.
I bought ten tickets to France, then sold nine of them for a profit - boys sure have the business acumen.
Versailles, here I come.

I got an erection on the plane, thus joining the infamous 'mile high club' - another box my female friends could never tick. I became, in that moment, fully aware of how lucky I was and smiled - happening to look toward a woman near me at the same time.
Between my sizeable erection and less-than-subtle grin, she was doubtlessly assured of my intentions. We moved toward the toilet, me on my Segway and her following behind, her broad hips swaying.
"The toilet's not for sex..." whispered a sexy flight attendent.
I winked and both of the women giggled, being a boy was the best.

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1) J.D. Morrison
2) William Blake
3) Charles Bukowski
4) Friedrich Nietzsche
5) T.S. Elliot
6) Charles Baudelaire
7) Langston Hughes
8) Dante
9) Ezra Pound
10) WH Auden
11) Samuel Johnson
12) Edgar Allen Poe
13) Emily Dickinson
14) Thomas Hardy
15) Percey Bysshe Shelley
16) Rumi
17) William Butler Yeats
18) Ludwig Wittgenstein
19) William Gass
20) David Markson
21) Thom Gunn
22) Allen Ginsberg
23) Leonard Cohen
24) Sylvia Plath
25) EE Cummings
26) Ted Hughes
27) Robinson Jeffers
28) Alexander Pope
29) Lord Byron
30)Robert Frost
31)John Keats
32)Robert Louis Stevenson

I'm listing the names posted so far. Part one.