/lit/ - Literature

you want deus ex writing?
i guess any sf ever.
its a breeding ground of hacky writing, and god machines

i have a ring that cant be destroyed... unless you toss it in a volcano... but it has to be the evil volcano... ps we have birds for the trip home so it wont take 3 books.

you cant kill the dark lord / destroy horocruxes... unless you have snake venom... oh you do, perfect. also what do you mean you found the super secret retard helmet already. thats amazing. your the wands true owner. so it killed the bad guy for you.

this house comes with a labyrinth and a minotaur. sort of like David bowie but less sing songy. guess what, it was just a drug trip by some non important sexoholic loser. ...or was it ....'directed by m'night shamalaalalalalalan'

YOUR A PHONIE, YOU LOVED IT HERP DURP

ALSO IM GONNA TRY AND GET SERVED ALCOHOL BECAUSE I HAVE ON MY COOL GUY FACE. AND THEN IL HIRE A HOOKER AND TELL HER I WANT TO TALK. IM DEEP AND EMOTIONAL. EVERYONE ELSE IS A CUNT

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