/lit/ - Literature

>>5649645
>friend's a big fan of The ASOIAF series
>borrow the occasional book from the series off him
>immediately go to Walmart and buy a big bag of cheese puffs
>go home and pour the cheese puffs into a massive bowl
>lick my fingers, dip them into the bowl of cheese puffs and leaf through each page until the book is twice as thick with a fine layer of orange dust on each page
>friend eventually notices this
>asks me why I did it
>tell him he's a fucking pleb for reading that shit
>hasn't realised I did it to his first edition of Brave New World

What have you done to fight the plebtriarchy today, /lit/?