/lit/ - Literature

>i only have 4 rolls of toilet paper. i think if this were an old testament bible story, the people hoarding massive amounts of toilet paper would have to get wiped out in the second or third round of wipe outs. the first round would be the standard evil people, i guess. but there’s a lot of ways people are evil. but after the really evil ones go, the first of round of ‘lesser evils’ to go would be the t.p. hoarders. because they wouldn’t see it coming…they were blind to their selfishness, thinking they were good…something like that