/lit/ - Literature

I propose an alternative:

Instead of losing his medical license, the book doctor becomes famous by shoehorning loads of stolen ideas into his medical practice and using his literary knowledge to produce obscurantist claims based on the work of an influencial practicioner. The book ends with a conversation on an anonymous imageboard about how a well known critical theorist combined the book doctor's work with that of an influential philosopher in order to examine ideology at its purest. The ending phrase should be something like "My gott, how well shitting goes when *sniff* you shitpost from your phone made out of asian tears, and so on and so on".

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/innovations/wp/2013/07/30/we-need-more-humanities-majors/

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/innovations/wp/2013/07/30/we-dont-need-more-humanities-majors/

Personally I don't buy the argument that a course in literature or philosophy might heighten any success of a worker at a particular job. Working at that job helps the worker succeed - I'd like to think that lit/phil are disciplines that are far more specialized than that.

What does /lit/ think?