/lit/ - Literature

>>15049631
>Rosalía

>>14555078
>it's all just, like, chemicals in the brain maaaaaan WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB

>>14515142
>You should be reporting him anyway. Anti-semites, misogynists, transphobes and racists have no place on the internet even if its just "dude im just pretending! can't you see im behind a wall of irony therefore making it not count"

>>14502552
OMG gotta love a bone-chilling expectation-defying trope-subverting dread-inducing emotionally-draining genre-deconstructing gut-wrenching intelectually-stimulating socially conscious character development-driven dark and eerie slow-burn atmospheric melancholic suspenseful existential psychological arthouse aesthetic indie horror film with a gradual feeling of escalation and a "say more with less" approach where tension and anxiety permeate every frame as the plot reaches its paranoia-inducing climax from A24 Studios, free of any cheap gore, cartoonish CGI and infantile jumpscares!

>NOOOO YOU CANT KILL PEOPLE ARE YOU FRICKING CRAZY??

>>14110602
>nooooo my sexual urges are more important don't fire meeee aaaaaah

>>13920670
>NOOOOO YOU CANT HAVE BLOOD AND VIOLENCE THATS SCAWYYY STOP TRIGGERING ME BADDIE
>WHAT THE FUCK THAT WORD IS WEIRD WHAT DOES IT MEAN AAAH

>I just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. You should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK.

>BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

>>13746016
>WAAAAH NOOO I DONT WANNA LIFT A BOULDER FOR ALL ETERNITY ITS TOO HEAVY FOR MEEE EWWW!!!

>>13561460
forgot pic

>fuck Jung

>I cant wake up without my ol cup of joe!!1 xd