/lit/ - Literature

>>10986629

I'll give you something to put your hands on: pick a copy of 2666 and open it on that table.
No, don't sit. Bend on it, open the first page. I will punish you corporally, using my library director horsewhip™ to punish you. Each of us has a horsewhip to punish lazy librarians, there's no need to ask around if these are normal practices in other libraries. Of course they are.
Now lift your skirt a little and start reading. Every time you stumble over your words, I'll whip you.

>>10605220

>Heliopolis
>Eumeswil
>Bees of Glass

>laughs in patrician