/lit/ - Literature

Why aren't you majoring in computer science, /lit/?

>join capitalism's modern day clergy
>plenty of time for reading and writing at your comfy day job
>guaranteed 100k starting salary
>cyberpunk af
>fuck over the working man instead of getting fucked over
>instantly stand out from the virginal STEM roaches because of your cultured and literary mien
>understand how a computer works (you know, that device your daily life depends on)
>win the awe and respect of everybody around you
>easily enter positively DeLilloian workplaces like the intelligence community and the defense industry
>travel around the planet