/lit/ - Literature

She was so cute lads.

>>16300874

Reminder that Lincoln deserved it and Hitler would have as well if that fucking table leg hadn't been in the way.

>>16282079
>What left-wing person is talking about Anne Frank in any capacity in 2020?

Seething on twitter whenever I shitpost pregnant Anne Frank getting fucked by a Confederate soldier

https://twitter.com/kevinlevin/status/1148544162163253250

https://twitter.com/TerribleRat/status/1256232271847329794

https://twitter.com/ai_valentin/status/1256105618680819714

>>16059322

Nothing attracts noble Confederate soldiers to come rescue you like eloquent words.

>>15907296
>Literally a pregnant child.

You say that as if it's a bad thing

>/lit/ gets a boner.

Not just /lit/

>>15864811

See >>15863173

>>15863192
>tfw am writing pregnant Anne Frank fanfiction and
trying to more accurately portray her as a dysfunctional person (rendered so by her surroundings, rather than by any kind of serious mental disorder) who turns to sex in an effort to drown out her misery and is otherwise a profoundly immature teenager who only has occasional moments of clarity

Hopefully I'll do a better job than Green

>>15863507
>>15864807


What bothers me is not so much that this shit is beyond crass and outright offensive (we're on 4chan after all) and that no person in their right fucking mind would do this unless they were looking to be dragged out of the building by security, it's that it served no purpose. Green could have just set this scene in a regular museum or a church service and it would have played out basically the same. He chose the Anne Frank House as the setting in a piss poor attempt to be "edgy" and therefore relevant. So his fellow bleeding heart liberals would point at it and go "look at how stunning and brave he is for doing that."

If Hazel had felt enormous shame and had some epiphany that Anne Frank must've realized at some point that she had very little time left and that Hazel herself has very little time left and that she needs to make the best of it, then the backdrop would've had actual meaning to it, but instead it gets played off as another feel-good moment.

>>15850140

Just imagine getting to watch the clitoris as she gives birth though. Shit would be hot.

>>15850180

She also implied that her uncle was as a fag/pedo

>>15850630

We all do anon

>>15841385

See >>15842904

Get her pregnant and once she's hit nine months, have her pretend to be Anne Frank while you pretend to be a Confederate soldier

>>15816156

Confederate soldiers save a heavily pregnant Anne Frank from the Nazis

>>15804404

Based

>>15790333
>Anne Frank's Diary of a Young Girl

>>15763880

Agreed

>>15741451
>does anyone know some good books written from the perspective of the confederacy?

My civil war alt-history, albeit it's mostly from the perspective of a nine month pregnant Anne Frank, but there's sections from the point of view of Sgt. Darrell Powers (Confederate sharpshooter attached to the 11th Mississippi Infantry Regiment "University Greys"), Cpl. Eugene Sledge (4th Force Reconnaissance Company, Confederate States Marine Corps), Lt. William Styron (22nd Virginia Parachute Infantry Battalion), Captain Shelby Foote (Confederate States Army Intelligence and Security Command or INSCOM), and General George S. Patton (commander of the Army of Northern Virginia and all Confederate forces in Western Europe).

>>15453799
Going by topic

>American Civil War

The Civil War: A Narrative by Shelby Foote
Confederates in the Attic Tony Horwitz
Modernizing a Slave Economy by John D. Majewski

>Russian Revolution

A People's Tragedy by Orlando Figes

>Eastern Front of WWII

Just watch David Glantz and Anthony Beevor fight each other lmao

>Economy of Nazi Germany

Wages of Destruction by Adam Tooze
Vampire Economy by Günter Reimann

>Incredibly autistic niche maritime history

The Sinking of the Princess Sophia — Taking the North Down With Her by Ken Coates
Baychimo: Arctic Ghost Ship by Anthony Dalton
Shipwrecks & Salvage on the East African Coast by Kevin Patience

>>15454044
>McPherson
>based

Yankee swine are not welcome on this board

>>15417563

Only Southerners are capable of saving Anne Frank

>>15396965
>>15396970

What bothers me is not so much that shit is beyond crass and outright offensive (we're on 4chan after all) and that no person in their right fucking mind would do this unless they were looking to be dragged out of the building by security, it's that it served no purpose. Green could have just set this scene in a regular museum or a church service and it would have played out basically the same. He chose the Anne Frank House as the setting in a piss poor attempt to be "edgy" and therefore relevant. So his fellow bleeding heart liberals would point at it and go "look at how stunning and brave he is for doing that."

Granted, the parts of the Confederate soldiers soldiers saving pregnant Anne Frank fanfiction I have actually written are themselves, crass, intentionally offensive, and even downright disgusting with sex and violence that would make Game of Thrones blink, but it actually serves a number of purposes in the narrative, which are

A. Challenge readers' preconceived notions about the Holocaust, Nazism, American foreign policy since WWII, and the South in particular.

B. Explore Anne's maturation from that of a child to an adult, a process that is accelerated (physically, emotionally, and sexually) by her own impending motherhood.

C. Explore the largest and most devastating largest military confrontation in the Western Hemisphere and the long shadow it cast and what the ramifications of a Confederate victory would have been (beyond slavery).

D. Explore the Confederacy as a nation that is essentially in a spiritual war with itself, struggling to come to terms with the consequences of a conflict that was not a glorious victory (as is often envisioned in alternate history), but a hollow one, as the Antebellum way of life which it fought so hard to preserve, is ultimately sacrificed to protect itself from re-subjegation by the Union.

E. Explore what a person (Anne Frank, Peter van Pels to an extent) who has no emotional or familial investment in the titanic struggle of North against South would make of points C and D.

>>15397143
>Is Italian the European accent he's talking about?

Probably Fr*nch

>>15306011

Is this even up for debate anon?

Change my mind.

>>15199919
>It's time to take a bold new direction with my work. I'm going to start writing and self publishing erotica on Amazon.

Start out with a heavily pregnant Anne Frank and a mysterious soldier from a far away place known as the Land of Cotton.

>>15197921
>>15197942
>>15197951
>>15197953
>>15197971
>>15197981

Based

Did she ever fantasize about being pregnant?

>>15195583
>>15195753
>>15195764

What bothers me is not so much that shit is beyond crass and outright offensive (we're on 4chan after all) and that no person in their right fucking mind would do this unless they were looking to be dragged out of the building by security, it's that it served no purpose. Green could have just set this scene in a regular museum or a church service and it would have played out basically the same. He chose the Anne Frank House as the setting in a piss poor attempt to be "edgy" and therefore relevant. So his fellow bleeding heart liberals would point at it and go "look at how stunning and brave he is for doing that."

Granted, the parts of the Confederate soldiers soldiers saving pregnant Anne Frank fanfiction I have actually written are themselves, crass, intentionally offensive, and even downright disgusting with sex and violence that would make Game of Thrones blink, but it actually serves a number of purposes in the narrative, which are

A. Challenge readers' preconceived notions about the Holocaust, Nazism, American foreign policy since WWII, and the South in particular.

B. Explore Anne's maturation from that of a child to an adult, a process that is accelerated (physically, emotionally, and sexually) by her own impending motherhood.

C. Explore the largest and most devastating largest military confrontation in the Western Hemisphere and the long shadow it cast and what the ramifications of a Confederate victory would have been (beyond slavery).

D. Explore the Confederacy as a nation that is essentially in a spiritual war with itself, struggling to come to terms with the consequences of a conflict that was not a glorious victory (as is often envisioned in alternate history), but a hollow one, as the Antebellum way of life, sacrificed to protect itself from re-subjegation by the Union.

E. Explore what a person (Anne Frank, Peter van Pels to an extent) who has no emotional or familial investment in the titanic struggle of North against South would make of points C and D.

>>15178788
>>15178975

Thus always to tyrants

>>15164170

Sophie's Choice is proto-Confederates saving pregnant Anne Frank

I think the real question we're all asking is is Amy Anne Frank and did Confederates save her?