/lit/ - Literature

I live in some crack den, and the bed I'm on doesn't sit up or anything and I'd rather not lean on the wall or anything like that. Also not into wearing mirrors on my face or holding some e-reader/book above my head or even getting uncomfortable on my side. Does a solution exist for the extremely lazy and financially ruined man?

What I'm thinking of right now is getting a pico projector, throwing an image of the page up on the ceiling at a respectable size, and then having some kind of clicker/program on my phone to advance the page (having it turn itself off with n minutes of inactivity).