/lit/ - Literature

>>2771335
>Thesaurus
>trying too hard
I'm going to have to agree with the guy above. This is one of my few chances ever to use 2deep4u and be certain I'm correct. Holy shit man. You've made my day.

Tao Lin. I'm not joking.

>>2727557
>morals are objective
>he's just a pussy

>morals are objective

>Um, so far it’s an “A” in French and a “B-“in Econ.
>Oh, and what about Chemistry.
>Uh, I'm not sure, but midterms are in a few days so it could go up.
>Uh, so what's it at now?
>The grade?
>Uh, yeah.
>Uh, I'm not sure.
>But you just said it could go up?
>It just uh, I meant generally.
>You wouldn't be lying to me, would you Isaac?
>No.
>Then tell me the grade.
>I just told you, I-I don't know.
>Do you wanna take this little conversation, downstairs? No? Then tell me the grade son.
>Dad, the semester is only half over. There's plenty of time-!
>Isaac!
>It-ts a “D”.
>Oh, it’s a “D”, uh, I'm not angry, you know I'm gonna have to find a way to punish you though, right? I have my responsibilities as a parent, we'll start with something simple, tell ya what, you do the dishes and clean up the kitchen all right?
>Yeah.
>Good. Because I-I'd really like to see this place spotless. (Cup is thrown to the ground and shatters) Yeah you know. You know I wanna see this entire kitchen, ABSOLUTELY!(throws glass at Isaac) SPOTLESS! (Isaac looks horrified at his wound) Well that was your fault.
>YOU COULD HAVE BLINDED ME!
>Shut up! It’s a scratch! It’s hardly even-! (Isaac runs out of his house, grabs his bike and rides away.) Isaac?! ISAAC!!

>>2709593