/lit/ - Literature

If "Cow Tools" was a book, what book would it be?

>thread is just picture and/or mention of donaldo drumplimpiumptious
>no discussion of literature
>300 replies
>jannys leave thread up for five days
>multiple screencaps on reddit
>locked and stickied by mods as a demonstration of excellence in posting
>Finnish NEET YouTuber makes a video about it
>wins nobel prize in literature for like totally getting children to read man
>harold bloom dies and the western canon is officially disbanded
>you tell yourself you're going to write more tomorrow
>dfw killed himself a decade ago
>no great author emerged in the past twenty years
>games aren't fun to you anymore
>your team hasn't been good since you were born
>you didn't kiss her when you should have

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far side was better

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