/lit/ - Literature

>"This man's writing has made me a complete person. He's cured me of all of my 'issues.' I want to grow old with him on a private island where we'll make love constantly. Oh, I'm drooling! How I thirst for his big, black cock!"

--90's era Fiona Apple

>>2793927

I am here, my love.

>mfw my school's book it program was linked to Accelerated Reader, so you actually had to read to get pizza

I don't know if you can tell, but my face is one of severe dissatisfaction.

>Leaving the Atocha Station

Hey, /lit/. How do I write a character statement about myself?

Growing up as a pretty serious Christian, I always thought bragging about your character was a sign of poor character. Even though I've left religion, I still feel like a shitty person writing about myself.