/lit/ - Literature

>>21753676
>>21753683

>>20740896
>21st Century critics described anon as a cocksucker
>"He literally could not stop sucking cock", one wrote
>"He would service so many men in a day his shit was like runny eggs."

>>20734507
bro you have complete fucking brain rot. nothing you just said ever happened in that book in any capacity

>>20274962
>Say what you like about Shakespeare, there's no way I could do better in five minutes
this guy makes harry potter fanfics and he thinks he's a better writer than shakespeare.

>if those words had been in the first chapter of Genesis, everyone would think it was great poetry
but it isn't, and nothing that awful exists anywhere in genesis. also how does this pass the "five-minutes test"? he's claiming he could do better, but then he's contradicting himself by saying "people wouldn't notice if this were put in genesis". that doesn't mean it's better, that just means compared to the rest of genesis people can overlook 4 uninspired trash lines

>>20049522
>The Iliad by Homer
Seriously? They put the title on the cover of the book?

>>19478687
OP HERE, wait, WHAT THE FUCK? those are ALL different people?
>orson welles adapted hg wells war of the worlds
fuck me bros. i give up. im done. too many nouns, from this point on I only want to know HOW things are, not WHAT they are called. im done knowing the names for things

>>19345715
>they're all kinda loose
Strange...not the experience I've had...I'm implying that my cock is massively huge (which it is) I'm also implying that this anon has a tiny schwanz, even in comparison to avg.

>>19338833
this thread. ok if you dont like bleak house, try our mutual friend. if you dont like that either you are clinically retarded

>>19118351
>This is not true, there is almost nobody who actually works so they can have money in their bank account.

>>19004306
>Lapsed former convert to Catholicism
jesus zoomers are promiscuous in all things....

>>18954068
>believing in quietism
this is why the orthodox church has always been the appendage of whatever local emperor / sultan / general secretary / president-for-life that pays their wages.

>watching a movie that has a runtime longer than just reading the book

>>18902556
you are the Daedalus of cope, a benchmark achievement in the endeavors of cope. this black man (with undoubtedly a larger dick than you) has this girl on all fours in a DMV larping as a dog and all you've got is
>but he can't get hard!!!

>>18787339
and you just doubly outed yourself, this time for being ESL

>>18784475
Also you are aware that Germany invaded the Soviet Union right? And you seriously think it's a mystery why they teamed up? Brain damage...

>>18757556
>>18757568
>posting about writing in /wg/

Sounds creative and fun tho anon