/lit/ - Literature

>Wild Turkey Rye Whiskey on the rocks
>Against the Day

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retards

>>11574288

>tfw got job in an office with nothing but boomers and gen xers
>tfw got tiny cubicle in banished corner of the office
>tfw realized all my job duties could be automated with a few lines of VBA
>tfw 12 hours of putting them together has finished all my assignments forever
>tfw nobody visits me in tiny cubicle in corner of the office
>tfw got paid to write first draft of my novel on company time
>tfw read more books that year--all on paid time--than I ever had before
>tfw one day boss comes in
>"wow anon, you're getting your work done so efficienty, and there are never any mistakes in it!"
>"guess what anon? Due to all your hard work around here, we're giving you a promotion it comes with a beat pay raise!"
>prettynito.ogg
>"oh and guess what? You no longer have to toil away in this god forsaken part of the office, cause you're moving on out to join the rest of us!"
>tfw had to move to desk around everybody else
>tfw most important part of company culture is to "look busy"
>tfw can longer get paid to read and write
>tfw still have automated tasks but have to fill downtime staring at computer screen
>tfw I brought about my own ruin

this is some greek tragedy shit

>>10809352
christ this is actually painful to read. Please tell me he didn't put this in the back of a book