/lit/ - Literature

Pussy smokes drink, it's all I need.
Your man Chuck is here and it's on liquor I feed.
I treat the world like a horse race,
round the track we go,
and bitch you're about to get stepped on,
tryna take me toe to toe.
Want to outdrink me? Shit is impossible
Got so much whiskey in my gullet that my fists are unstoppable.
And don't you even try to get smart with me -
It's not just the streets I know, it's also classical G's:
Ludwig Von B, Wagner, and Vivaldi
I'll play their music so loud your bitch'll slobber on my tall D.
Got poetry and short tales, novels and plays
Smoke weed with my paper and you'll be high for days.
But that's only if I let you SoCal niggas near me
And knowing all that I know, that won't be easy.
My daddy beat me lots of times, married my mom in Deutschland
So don't try to jew me out cause I'll go Hitler in a grandstand.
Even Modest Mouse knows I'm outta control -
Got a song named after me cause I'm an asshole.
But now you fuckers know to run away from me:
the eternal drunk,
the man of constant liquor funk,
Charles Mother Fucking Bu-Kow-Ski.