/lit/ - Literature

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>>13950423
bro he totally slammed Bianca

>>13281731
It's also white teenagers and manchildren shitposting about minorities on Mongolian basket weaving tapestries, but you don't see me kvetching about it oi

>>13243111
that's what I get for reading harry potter...….

>>11816593
I read it like 5 years ago

>>11813781
uh yeah actually because that would still be the worst way to do it.

It does make for a good audiobook, admittedly, especially the part where he's literally crying over his own wokeness, beautiful shit.

who cares

>>>/pol/

>>11630214
I came

>>11605237
>Thanks for the gold!

>>11587434

just spent 3.5hrs cleaning my room guys AMA

>hey lets go back to the better Monarchy way of doing things
>I'll be the leader ;)

lol

>>11411701
thanks!

>>11410857
video games website

I entered here expecting an autoaspiefest. For once, I'm not ashamed of posting here.

Jerk off until you feel sick. Cum buckets, store them, increase your threshold to ever increasing standards of industry and production, find the most generic women, the most impersonal penetration and imagine yourself the guy in action. It's a dog eat dog world and it's us guys to see who has the biggest stick for them. Fuck yourself into a desert and then jack your way out of it, strangle your dick like the Roddy Pipers fight scene from They Live so it blisters and in your disgust and torment you'll fall into a trance from where you can actually just talk to attractive women without caring. Then smoke weed contrive a self-perception so twisted you'll only feel torment every time you try to watch porn again. The problem is myopia and whatever the solution may be it's not a quick fix, that's the whole point! Nothing is so simple and that's what masturbation institutes. Sounds like too much work? What's the matter, are your parents going to knock on the door? Unlearn that and you'll graduate to dkye pussy and drag queens then on.

=>harvey milk's banana cabana is taking graduate students
=>"I'm there"
=>my new boss has his leg crossed in his stiff corduroy pants as he reads my portfolio like it's the fucking newspaper, looks up to me and says, "aren't you a little over qualified for this job?". That's the funniest part!
=>I decide to stay at the banana cabana after all and I never went back to school ever since, my fry-cook Jeffery loves this about me: "serves upward", nobody knows what it fucking means! but I say it when I finish

Is this funny story??? Am I ready???

>>9275007
>a torpid breeze obscures the voice from the little box, oh proverbial mac D!
>"what" she asks
>I just think it's quite kitsch and cute and funny to be here right now in front of all of this
>"you want something?" she says
>there's just too much noise between here and you given this phallic structure we speak between, between you and I, this burger vassal, this sentinel of DE-personalized capitalistic dismay! Let's go inside and talk
>"Okay Dave! You chose to order this way!" she says
>get out of the Camry, my fanny pack jingling and jangling as I strangle the voice box
>my veins are utmost vascular by this point, my muscles swollen like breasts
>I don't get it! I don't get it! I don't get it! I don't get it!
>draw a circle in the mulch
>this is David Foster Wallace's space
>"you okay?" the woman is saying now
>like anyone, and but so it goes
>I settle for a Big Mac meal with a medium coke and squishy Children's toy. Everything went better than expected!

Is this funny lit??? Are you laughing???

>>9269811
Copy-paste an /r9k/ thread. Get an A++.

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>>5917721

Thanks /lit/ i will start writing.