/lit/ - Literature

>Be me.
>It's 2005.
>Work in music dept. of B&N.
>Sweet discount on books.
>Get hammered all night one Saturday before Sunday a.m. shift.
>Go home super late/early.
>Smoke weed until have to shower.
>Puke in shower while cleaning.
>At work, on time, great attitude, as usual.
>Get shift rolling, Josh Grobin on in-store play.
>Think about hot trash-bag giving me the cold shoulder that was at the party last night.
>Start jacking off behind CD aisle where I can perfectly see escalator and music entrance.
>Drop load all over end cap sales picks.
>After climax start to seriously consider all the cameras recently installed to catch in-house thief.
>It's 2005.