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"Feeling as though his bladder was about to burst, Father got permission to climb down and pee. Once he had retreated into the sorghum field he released a mighty stream the color of red sorghum, which stung the head of his pecker as it gushed forth."

"Father had gone swimming so often in the Black Water River that he seemed born to it. Grandma said that the sight of the river excited him more than the sight of his own mother. At the age of five, he could dive like a duckling, his little pink asshole bobbing above the surface, his feet sticking straight up."

Nobel Prize.