/lit/ - Literature

I'm predicting an influx of ill;
Last name Watterson, first name Bill.
Best known for my iconic doodles,
A boy, his tiger, space man, dinosaurs, an incident with noodles.
My poignant words hold astounding prevalence
Unlike Schulz' doofus aspie, beagle, and lesbians.
And Jim Davis sold out to that husband and wife schtick?
Calvin kept Susie beggin' for his mild-mannered dick.
Demanded a full page for my Sunday strip's place.
That Family Circus shit would be better spent on ad space.
Retired to a life of seclusion.
Let the reader contemplate the meaning of the strip's conclusion.