/lit/ - Literature

Literary version of this remix?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puHyO5JNOE0

>>12666192
>2nd year University studying PPE
> 19 years old, 6'0 manlet, have a tinsy bit of muscle due to landscaping work with my dad.
>1/8 feelipino 1/8 Spanish 1/4 Irish 1/8 German 1/8 Lebanese 1/4 English
>Had friends in highschool but broke off with them because reasons.
>go though a 1 1/2 year long frenless stint
>finally made a friend at university, cool dude. All I need.
>virgin but I have kissed and hugged a girl
>recently got my licence after 4 tries, already had a car.
>Had to lug like 30 bags of rubbish out to the bins because we missed a bin day. (holy shit it was the most putrid experience of my life.)
>Haven't read a book in a couple of months.
>to addicted to 4chan/youtube/steam trifecta of procrastination.
>going to the gym tomorrow.

I want a gf and a job so I can go skiiing

After university I want to go teach english in japan.

I hope I get rich off bitcoin so I can be king neet and travel the world reading and seeing the sights.