/lit/ - Literature

>>22359498
We hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, & violence during pregnancy, but they've worked 4 yr maman—if she hadn't been blitzed & beaten, while filled w/ye, we'd be bowing—heads 2 th' ground—to yr rhetorical fireworks—yes—we're guilty of being envious of yr potential, yr only crime is getting stupider, is sticking 2 yr guns & reposting the same story w/no changes. In a world of terrible writing, the only sin is harnessing the violent electricity available 2u.

>>9766357
Just to highlight how bad this is, he switched it into 1st person:


Call me Malcolm Forest, ex-teller. I was having a bit of trouble finalizing thoughts. External events (alongside my fragile idiosyncrasies) provided the fuel to my frustrations. This situation threatened to add change to my life's comfortable ritualistic loops. I'm about set to lose this job, everyone was. A thorough wash of confusion kept me off kilter. I was stuck between figuring out if the idea of being rid of this job actually displeased me. At the same time the situation welcomed obvious human worries into my mind. On the outside of my head debate, I had assigned my eyes focus to the floor. I was looking at one particularly clean, white, ceramic tile. It was still glistening from the senile cleaner's early morning mop. The sterility of the tile contrasted with the means by which I looked at it. That means to say I could only see it through the hollow, fleshy hole in my manager's head. Kneeling on knees, still in a pathetic begging posture eyeless before me.

>>9481499
We hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, & violence during pregnancy, but they've worked 4 yr maman—if she hadn't been blitzed & beaten, while filled w/ye, we'd be bowing—heads 2 th' ground—to yr rhetorical fireworks—yes—we're guilty of being envious of yr potential, yr only crime is getting stupider, is sticking 2 yr guns & reposting the same story w/no changes. In a world of terrible writing, the only sin is harnessing the violent electricity available 2u.

Preposition Ratio: 10.07 %

Zombie Nouns:
'responsibility'

Leeches & Fleas:
'particularly', 'furiously', 'quietly', 'simply', 'early', 'carefully', 'equally'

Lexical Diversity: 42.21 %

Content Carrying Words: 51.17 %

Personal Vocab Diversity: 66.85 %

Longest Word: responsibility

Still writing about goblins... BIG MISTAKE