/lit/ - Literature

I had this dream that Arnold Schwarzenegger was banging his maid in my grandma's bed. He kept repeating bits of his explanation of "the pump", where he said it feels like coming. He got exponentially more incoherent as he approached orgasm and began sounding like a broken record, he kept repeating "coming" and "i'm coming day and night" and at one point it started to sound contrapuntal. When he came his face got red and his eyes started bulging out of his head like in Total Recall and his semen burst out the maid's mouth and eyes as he kept grunting "COMING" over and over in the stereotypical AHNULD voice.