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>> No.3436522 [View]
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What does /lit/ think of this poem? Its one of those shits people post on FB but its better than the teenage edgefests that get posted here

Body: Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open ur legs and give me an hour

Kissing Is A Habit
Fucking Is A Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure
Girls Get All The Pain
The Guy Says He loves You
And You Believe Its True
But When Your Tummy Starts To Swell
He Says To Hell With You
10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby Without A Name
The Baby Is A Bastard
The Mother Is A Whore
This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!

Sex is like math
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And Pray to god
You dont multiply

Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I'll fill you with cream

Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy Style & 69
Just for fun
Or gettin paid
Everyone likes
gettin laid

Sex is evil
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in!!!

u opened it so u r cursed for 5 yrs. u need to read it ENTIRELY!!

roses are nice
violets are fine.
ill be the six
if you be the nine.

>> No.3436504 [View]
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3436504

What does /lit/ think of this poem? Its one of those shits people post on FB but its better than most of the teen pseudo-nilhist edgefests that get posted here
Body: Roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour
Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain The Guy Says He loves You And You Believe Its True But When Your Tummy Starts To Swell He Says To Hell With You 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!
Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply
Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream
Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid
Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!!
roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine.

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>>3397762
light of my life, fire of my loins. my sin, my soul.

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