/lit/ - Literature

/lit/, I'm writing a e-mail to moot requesting a Philosophy board (someones gotta do it), can you help me design its contents? It needs to be persuasive and vaguely entertaining to read. Here's what I have so far:

>Dear Moot, It has come to my attention that 4chan is in dire need of a Philosophy section, mainly due to the vast amount of Religion, Pseudo-Science and Philosophy threads scattered on almost every sub-board. I am not alone in my beliefs, there are many of us literally craving for the letters "/ph/" to appear to the right of "/sci/" (in those little cute boxes like "/cm/" and /y/"). It would be alike the Sith and the Jedi, the home for the super heroes (and super faggots) of 4chan!