/lit/ - Literature

"Pardon me while I don't listen to advice from someone who just took the least worst female option out of his social group, and called it skill. Anyone could do that. Fred could do that."

Fred smiles. "Well, I wouldn't necessarily call it skill.."

Interjects, while glaring. "No he couldn't. Don't be stupid. Not without my ten step program..."

"Ten steps up your ass."

"What do you do exactly? Head up in the clouds, reaching nirvana?"

"Name drop celebrities, Celine Dion. It's like sentence logic for morons... You following this Fred?"