/lit/ - Literature

>safety rules: use your judgment.
>being bullied? bully back.
>don't like your teacher? too bad, they're not your mommy.
>plumbing is old? don't care--use the outhouse.
>literal slavery? who cares.
um, chudbuds? were we wrong about rowling?

>Makes a successful franchise
>After said success, retroactively make all your characters gay in some way for brownie points
>Alphabet people start demanding more like they always do
>Get uncomfortable with the fact that these same predominantly male fetishists are now dressing like women and claiming they are women because it's trendy to get even more degenerate as laws lessen for alphabet people
>Make a statement about this degeneracy denouncing it even though you were directly a part of the mainstream push to this point
>Get shit on everywhere by men in skimpy dresses and now your entire legacy is in question
Why should anyone feel bad for her? Sounds like the chickens coming home to roost.

bit titten whore mummy

Harry Potter is universally adored on /tv/ and /v/, and it is one of the most desired comic book/animation adaptations on /co/. What is it about the series that triggers even the people on /sffg/ who openly admit to reading and liking genre fiction?r

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>>Roald Dahl - raped his 8 year old niece when she was visiting. Niece hanged herself 10 years later.
>Stephen King - raped the girl Carrie was based on. In result the girl went crazy and was admitted to a mental hospital

Everything mentally disturbed teenage girls say is true. #IBelieve

>>J K Rowling - slept with a 17 year old boy when she was 47. paid boy thousands of dollars to keep his mouth shut. during the pound me too movement he exposed her and she still hasn't denied his accusations. the boy disclosed that he was given alcohol and drugs by Rowling who seduced him and irrevocably damaged his psyche.

What kind of a fucking faggot gets free booze and drugs and then rawdogs (you know a post-menopausal billionaire doesn't give a fuck) Mummy Rowling, AND THEN CRIES LIKE A BITCH ABOUT GETTING LAID. You're traumatized? Just whip your cock out and tell some chick that Mrs. Harry Potter herself engulfed this very shaft and you're in like Flynn. An embarrassment to the male race.

I love this gorgeous, gorgeous, succulent woman. I want to enslave her and then force her to write many a young adult novels.

Why are all women poor writers?