/lit/ - Literature

>was in magnet program in high school
>don’t know normie kids
>decide to be lazy my last year and take non AP regular english
> English teacher doesn’t believe short essay about my family that my mother recorded an album and had a Grammy winning musician play on it
>mother had to come to school with a copy of said album
>this is the same bitch that wouldn’t listen to any of my questions because they would go over all the other kids heads
>the same bitch that required 250 pages of a book per quarter for retard kids
>pick 1000 page Beatles biography
>every student has to have a 1 on 1 where she drills and questions you about the book
>boomer bitch thinks she knows The Beatles
>upon first check in meeting for reading requirement tell her the general history and the few minor things I found interesting and how they corilated to the bands discography and evolution
>every future meeting was just her asking if I read another 250 pages
>the same class where she gave up on students reading hamlet aloud and just put the movie on

In hindsight I feel so bad for that woman.

I think Plato just blames god for everything because he was lazy

Max stirner was racist and complained about god too much

The Bible is too repetitive.

Asian literature is too vague.

I think Philip dick read like an autistic kid explaining the plot of transformers

Audio books at x3 speed are the best way to read because it both forces me to pay attention and I can do chores or drive while I'm listening.

E-readers are a pain in the ass just like audio books. Either you pay out the ass for amazon like some apple watch fag, or it takes up all your time managing and organizing files like some android austist.

I think fiction is a waste of time when there are movies that can do it better in a shorter amount of time. Nonfiction is the only thing worth reading when you don't have time to read 3000 pages about a drunk Irish guy or some French dude stealing bread or some Russians going to war.

>tfw failed abortion